The Wummer

Boasting a whole two horsepower (when pulled by Coldplay), this armored tank-like wagon is the zenith of democracy, freedom, and environmental friendliness. Equipped with twelve flask holders, two wrath gem powered light node headlights, and all-terrain suspension, this wagon guarantees to get you where you need to go without sacrificing comfort for mobility.

Unfortunately, the engineers of this beautiful four-wheel-drive caravan did not hold party size into consideration. So while it may have held four to five comfortably...

eight party members, a titanic treant, thousands of gold pieces, a whale jaw, and yards of fabric don't exactly make sitting in it comfortable, despite the ample flask holders.